My latest TTF digital story (http://www.takingthefield.com/stories/history-middleton-cricket-club) includes an account of an opening bowling partnership called Mr Killer and Mr Dearth (pronounced ‘death’) I loved the idea of ‘killer and death’ bowling at you in tandem! I’ve no idea if they were any good, they may have been quite ineffective bowlers but their names must surely have struck fear into the minds of the batsmen.
Other cricketers’ names that have tickled me are – Napoleon Einstein, he’s a young Indian cricketer who doesn’t look what I’d expect from his name (I pictured a Victorian gentleman with a big mustache!) I’m not sure if those names have the same connotations in India, but I think a lot will be expected of him if he’s to live up to his name in the international game.
A rather sweet unassuming looking ‘Napoleon Einstein’.
I love the name ‘Arthur Fielder’ for a cricketer. I can imagine endless funny conversations at the matches he played in i.e.
Spectator A – “Who caught that last one?”
Spectator B – “A. Fielder”
Spectator A – “I know it was a fielder, but which one?”
(Ha ha ha ha ha – Oh come on! I can’t be the only person who finds that funny!)
A. Fielder bowling for Kent c. 1907 (from the MCC photography collection)
Alastair Cook isn’t a particularly funny name, but I am looking forward to seeing what the headline writers can do with ‘Captain Cook’ heading over to Australia this winter. The idea of bowling ‘Onions’ at anyone has also always amused me. But the favourite name I’ve come across today is ‘Jack Crapp’. It probably shows my immaturity but I still can’t read it without laughing. He played for England and Gloucestershire in the 1940s and 50s, maybe the media were more respectful back then as I’d hate to think what they’d say these days anytime he dropped a catch or got out with a silly shot.
Mr Crapp sits 2nd from the right. Picture from Gloucestershire CCC Year Book 1953.
As you may have guessed, I find childlike amusement in funny names – please send me some more!
Alastair Cook trudges back to the dressing room after a bad lbw decision.
The debate over what to do about bad umpiring is rife again today after Cook was given out lbw to a ball that was heading wide of off stump. DRS might have saved him, but is it really the answer? DRS was introduced to reduce umpire errors but only seems to have stimulated more arguments over its effectiveness and it’s effect on the flow of the game. It is not being used in the current India v. England test series and in a recent blog Mike Selvey argues that it has made the quality if umpiring worse (http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/blog/2012/dec/03/india-england-drs-umpires-worse ). And what about cricket at other levels? Can the Counties afford DRS? What about club cricket where even providing neutral umpiring can be a challenge in small towns where everyone knows everyone (listen to Montgomery CC members talking about the match where an umpire gave 7 batsmen out lbw in one innings off his son-in-law’s bowling! http://www.takingthefield.com/stories/1960s-club-bowling-legend-bert-davies-and-7-lbws-one-innings).
But fear not cricket fans! My colleague Alan Rees has discovered the answer to umpiring woes buried deep in the archive. I present…The Denton Plan!
As you can see the plan is pretty detailed and I couldn’t quite fit it all on my scanner, but I hope this gives you the gist. Basically the only way a batman can be out is run out or bowled – Bat v. ball is the Denton mantra. This plan was received by the MCC in 1965 and was surprisingly rejected as it was felt it would received little favour from cricket fans, but what do you think? Denton believed it would not only solve all umpiring problems but would also make the game more exciting.
Here he lays out all the problems the Denton Plan will solve. (Problems he claims are mostly caused by Australians!)
I have to admit that I’m not entirely convinced. It might make cricket simpler but the potential complexity of the game is one of the reasons I fell in love with it. I like a good relaxing draw now and then, I even enjoy bad umpiring decisions deep down – they give you something to discuss and get angry about! Let me know what you think, could this be the future?