My latest TTF digital story (http://www.takingthefield.com/stories/history-middleton-cricket-club) includes an account of an opening bowling partnership called Mr Killer and Mr Dearth (pronounced ‘death’) I loved the idea of ‘killer and death’ bowling at you in tandem! I’ve no idea if they were any good, they may have been quite ineffective bowlers but their names must surely have struck fear into the minds of the batsmen.
Other cricketers’ names that have tickled me are – Napoleon Einstein, he’s a young Indian cricketer who doesn’t look what I’d expect from his name (I pictured a Victorian gentleman with a big mustache!) I’m not sure if those names have the same connotations in India, but I think a lot will be expected of him if he’s to live up to his name in the international game.
I love the name ‘Arthur Fielder’ for a cricketer. I can imagine endless funny conversations at the matches he played in i.e.
Spectator A – “Who caught that last one?”
Spectator B – “A. Fielder”
Spectator A – “I know it was a fielder, but which one?”
(Ha ha ha ha ha – Oh come on! I can’t be the only person who finds that funny!)
Alastair Cook isn’t a particularly funny name, but I am looking forward to seeing what the headline writers can do with ‘Captain Cook’ heading over to Australia this winter. The idea of bowling ‘Onions’ at anyone has also always amused me. But the favourite name I’ve come across today is ‘Jack Crapp’. It probably shows my immaturity but I still can’t read it without laughing. He played for England and Gloucestershire in the 1940s and 50s, maybe the media were more respectful back then as I’d hate to think what they’d say these days anytime he dropped a catch or got out with a silly shot.
As you may have guessed, I find childlike amusement in funny names – please send me some more!